Funny Girls Quotes: Laughter is the Best Medicine (and a Great Conversation Starter)
From witty comediennes to everyday women, funny girls have a way of making us laugh until our sides hurt. Their quotes are often a perfect mix of wit, sarcasm, and relatable truths. These funny quotes are sure to bring a smile to your face and maybe even spark a conversation or two.
Here are some of our favorites:
On Life:
- "I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated to do nothing." - Unknown
- "I'm not sure what's wrong with my car, but it keeps making this weird noise. It's like a 'help me' noise." - Ellen DeGeneres
- "I'm not a morning person. I'm a 'no, I'm not getting up yet' person." - Unknown
- "My idea of a perfect day is being able to wear pajamas all day and still get things done. Oh, and maybe having a glass of wine." - Unknown
On Relationships:
- "My love language is sarcasm, but I'm working on being more passive-aggressive." - Unknown
- "I'm not single, I'm just very good at self-dating." - Unknown
- "I'm not bossy, I'm just the designated decision maker." - Unknown
On Food:
- "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it." - Unknown
- "Pizza is my love language." - Unknown
- "I'm not saying I'm addicted to chocolate, but if you find me unconscious, check my pockets for a Hershey bar." - Unknown
On Work:
- "I love my job. It's so great. I work from home, and I can wear pajamas all day. The only problem is that I have to pretend to work for 8 hours." - Unknown
- "My to-do list is so long, I should just start charging by the hour." - Unknown
- "I'm not procrastinating, I'm just prioritizing my happiness." - Unknown
On Friends:
- "My friends are like a good bra: supportive, comfortable, and always there for me." - Unknown
- "I'm not sure what's more important to me: my friends or my food. I mean, they both make me happy." - Unknown
- "Friends are like bras: close to your heart and always there for support." - Unknown
On Being a Woman:
- "I'm not a feminist, I'm just a woman who wants to be treated equally." - Unknown
- "Being a woman is like being on a roller coaster. It's exciting, scary, and you never know when you're going to get thrown up in the air." - Unknown
- "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best." - Marilyn Monroe
These are just a few funny quotes from women who understand the joys and struggles of life. Remember to keep your sense of humor sharp and share your favorite funny quotes with your friends!
