Happy Birthday, Son! (And Here's Why You're Still Living at Home)
Happy birthday to the one and only son who somehow managed to turn [Umur Anak] today! It feels like just yesterday you were a tiny human who could barely walk, let alone [Kejadian Lucu Waktu Anak Masih Kecil, misal: eat an entire plate of spaghetti without getting a single noodle on your face]. Now you're a fully grown [Umur Anak]-year-old, complete with [Kejadian Lucu yang Terjadi Saat Ini, misal: a driver's license, a terrible taste in music, or a shockingly large appetite].
Here's to another year of:
- [Keadaan Lucu tentang Anak, misal: making me laugh until my stomach hurts, reminding me why I'm getting gray hair, and reminding me why I need a vacation].
- [Keadaan Lucu tentang Anak, misal: trying to convince me you can take care of yourself even though you can't even boil water, getting into adventures that would make Indiana Jones jealous, and making me question my parenting decisions].
- [Keadaan Lucu tentang Anak, misal: watching you grow into a [Panggilan Lucu], and remembering the days when you used to call me [Panggilan Lucu untuk Anak].
And hey, maybe one day you'll even pay rent. A guy can dream, right?
Love you to the moon and back, even if you don't always make it easy. Happy birthday, [Nama Anak]!
P.S. Remember that time when you... [Ceritakan Kisah Lucu yang Ingat tentang Anak]
