Happy Birthday to the Queen of Chaos (aka Mom)!
It's your birthday, Mom! The day we celebrate the woman who somehow managed to raise us while simultaneously losing her keys, forgetting appointments, and burning dinner on a regular basis.
But hey, we love you anyway!
You're the queen of chaos, the master of mishaps, the undisputed champion of "I'll get to that later".
Here's to you, Mom:
- The master of multi-tasking: You can juggle a phone call, a laundry basket, and a crying toddler all while simultaneously making dinner and planning a trip. Seriously, how do you do it?
- The queen of puns: You're the only person who can make a dad joke sound funny, even when it's the tenth time you've told it.
- The expert in "mom-isms": "Don't make me come over there!" and "You'll thank me later" are just a couple of the many gems you've gifted us.
- The champion of "I told you so": You may not always be right, but you'll always be the first to say "I told you so".
So, on your birthday, we want to say thank you, Mom!
Thank you for your endless love, your unwavering support, and your truly unique brand of chaos that makes our lives so interesting.
We may not always say it, but we truly appreciate everything you do.
Happy birthday, Mom! May your day be filled with laughter, good food, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (just like you!)
